First-Timer Choruses Threaten Widespread Hearing Loss

Like the Thing In The Closet in a 70s horror flick, the Freshmen Choruses just keep coming back. This year, classy badge ribbons denote the Minions of The Abyss. No longer does evil hide itself in the friendly guise of the propeller beanie.

The Red, Green, Blue Choruses will perform on Thursday night's Mid-Term Bash, and although each year we expect them to be entertaining, something always goes awry. Programming hint: don't be led down a primrose path by anyone with fewer than five years at Harmony U; they'll only try to make you as bad as they were, hoping to erase the memory....